Captain Jaffa won't get prosecuted for being a pedo and covering it up by killing another pedo in prison. His simps run the system right now. If we don't start up French Resistance tactics, nothing will change. But I would rather fart in Der Fuehrer's Face and all his religious simps simultaneously plus all monotheism simps everywhere worldwide. If you can't handle official blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, keep reading anyway because fuck you, simp.
I'm tired of Humanity's current XY scumbag power system so here's a joke.
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Once upon a time, the Holy Spirit gave Jesus a reach around while sucking on Jehovah's tiny penis. Then Jesus came and started sucking the Holy Spirit's cock hard because it was long and pencil thin. Then Jehovah came in the Holy Spirit's mouth hard, even though his cock was tiny, and twenty gallons of god spooge covered the Holy Spirit's face.
Jesus wasn't done yet so Satan came in wearing leather chaps and nipple clamps, tied Jesus up and pounded his ass with a vibrating red leather dildo.
Then Moses showed up and asked if he could join in and the Holy Spirit said, no bitch, we're a thrupple. Go suck Allah's cock. So Moses dropped his jock strap from out his robes and yelled for Allah. Allah showed up and his twin brother Jehovah said 'hey bitch, you're gorgeous', while wiping drippy spooge from under his holy nuts. Moses dropped to his knees because his ancient dick never got hard any more and started sucking Allah's tiny cock hard, and Muhammad walked in the room, saw what was going on and started crying.
Allah turned to him and said Don't feel bad, you were too young for me to pound your ass earlier. And Muhammad said Just because I'm the chosen one doesn't mean I didn't know you were a pedo. I'm already a pedo, so it doesn't matter, I've been a dancing boy marrying 6 year old girls since 470 AD. So Muhammad whipped his fat Arabian dick out and started pounding Allah's ass with no god lubricant. Then the Holy Spirit chimed in, I'm a pedo too! I love orphanages and residential schools!
Shiva walked in, saw what was going on and walked out because he likes pussy and gets it because he's nice to Parvati. He told Siddhartha what was going on and Siddhartha observed it bemusedly for 30 seconds. Then all Siddhartha's monks started jerking off and Siddhartha left Club Archon disappointed in them.
After they all finished jizzing and filling the firmament with spooge and war blood they all raised their fists and cried "Patriarchy!"
Ba dum tss
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